Thursday Giggle Vol. 13

BAHAHAHA!!!!! I almost peed myself laughing!!

Pencil Full of Lead

Have a fabulous Sunday, everyone!

 

 

My favorite version of one of my favorite songs!

Here are the lyrics:

I've got a sheet for my bed
and a pillow for my head
I've got a pencil full of lead

and some water for my throat
I've got buttons for my coat
and sails on my boat

So much more than I needed before
I got money in the meter and a two bar heater
Now it's getting hotter
Oh it's only getting sweeter

I got legs on my chair and a head full of hair
Pot and a pan
And some shoes on my feet
I got a shelf full of books and most of my teeth

A few pairs of socks and a door with a lock
I got food in my belly and a license for my telly
And nothing's gonna bring me down

I got a nice guitar and tyres on my car
I got most of the means and scripts for the scenes
I'm out and about, so I'm in with a shout

I got a fair bit of chat but better than that
Food in my belly and a license for my telly
and nothing's going to bring me down

But best of all (best of all)
I've got my baby
But best of all (best of all)
I've got my baby
She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down

Best of all (best of all)
I've got my baby
Best of all (best of all)
I've got my baby

She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down
She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down
She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down

Not today... no, no

Songwriter(s): Paolo Giovanni Nutini
Copyright: Warner/Chappell Music Publishing Ltd

Lyrics from <a href="http://www.elyrics.net">eLyrics.net</a>

Hobbitses, Precioussss!!

The Hobbit is coming out on DVD on Tuesday... I am soooo excited!!! That is all. :)

My Super Awesome New Mug

My B.A. new coffee cup. :)

Some friends of mine recently returned from a 10-day vacation to Disney World. Yesterday, Dawn came by my apartment with the COOLEST. COFFEE MUG. EVER.

She spent the longest time at the store checking out every mug for the coolest design  the perfect one. The mug with the best lid, the best design, and void of any imperfections. She actually buffed each mug with her fleece jacket sleve and tested out all the lids. I guess her mom and daughter just left her at the store because she was taking so long, and later on Haley (her daughter) told Chris (her husband), "You would have been so proud of Mom at the store today". Evidently he is a very particular shopper as well. I never would have guessed that. When Dawn showed Chris the mug, he pointed out this white spot:

Turns out that every mug with this design had the minor imperfection (if she hadn't pointed it out, I would never have noticed it).

Naturally, Dawn was much better at telling the story; I laughed my ass off.